The Cold

A sniffle and a snuffle
A cough and then a wheeze
My nose is oh so runny
I think I'm going to sneeze

My sinuses are throbbing
My ears are very sore
I've run out of tissues
I need to get some more

My nostrils are not working
My head is feeling stuffed
My eyes will not stop watering
I've really had enough

It hurts when I swallow
My ears - they need to pop
My throat is really tickling
How I wish that it would stop

I do not like this cold
How I wish there was a cure
Go away you horrid virus
I don't want you any more


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